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Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:56:30 GMT

09:15 Anyone wanna go see Joe and Mika with me at the book signing in Lexington tonight? #
14:03 A guy just brought these in for us to mount on magnets for him. Gotta love Kentucky. twitpic.com/8aobv #
14:11 I just printed out Obama's birth certificate for Torsky to mount with the stickers but he won't. WEAK. #
17:14 Driving to get comics and a chicken sammich. twitpic.com/8b9uf #
18:14 Jmall, I did not miss you #
18:19 But I did miss your chicken. #

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Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:56:19 GMT

05:10 Fell asleep early so I just woke up and can't go back to sleep. At least I have "Wanted" on to keep me entertained. #
09:16 Almost missed class two days in a row. That would have been bad news. #
13:02 At the fishery with Torsky. About to go on an install. #
20:01 Going to get some gator tail and peanut butter pie with @cootsdaddy and Rocko. #
22:56 Jimmy place twitpic.com/8912p #

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Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:56:21 GMT

10:41 I am not ready for monday #
17:42 Sitting at the chiropractic office waiting to be seen. Was going to go to the gym but I am way to damn sore already. #
21:09 Watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". #

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Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:56:19 GMT

23:58 Theresa just gave my bottle a hand job twitpic.com/7z71g #
01:02 Just good friends twitpic.com/7zd3p #
01:51 God damn I am gone #
02:18 Drunk twitpic.com/7zixb #
02:51 Enterouge closing twitpic.com/7zl4w #
03:06 Dog twitpic.com/7zlzy #
03:30 Food twitpic.com/7zna3 #
03:35 Back at the hotel #
03:39 Yum twitpic.com/7znqi #
04:14 End of a long night twitpic.com/7zpds #
08:40 Up since 6:30 and can't go back to sleep. Atleast I have my handy dandy iPhone! #
10:35 Just woke up in a dirty motel in BG with my pants unbuttoned laying next to a shirtless guy. That's how you know you had a good night. #
10:59 Goodbye red roof inn. You will not be missed. twitpic.com/80asc #
11:00 @pyrate502 not last night it wasn't. Pure hot man love in bg #
11:29 Breakfast twitpic.com/80d9x #
14:23 Home sweet home. #
17:10 At fathers day dinner at BJs in Oxmoor Mall. Happy fathers day! twitpic.com/81hic #
19:37 The garden of Eden ...er...central park twitpic.com/81zvk #
19:42 At shakespeare in the park with nick twitpic.com/820g4 #
21:05 They had hot topic stores in macbeths time? #
22:31 Steak and shake with nick after the play twitpic.com/82jds #

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Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:56:33 GMT

09:23 Today's goals: Deposit paycheck, workout at JCC, lunch at Qdoba, comic shopping at Half Priced Books, shop for shorts at the mall... #
09:24 ...and tonight go to BG for the @HotHotJapanHot 2 Year Party. #
11:54 At the mall for the third time in two days. I will say that the Disney store will always be one of my favorite stores. #
15:34 @poopkid Next time wash your hands between the Cheetos and Jerkin #
17:41 Headed down to Bowling Green for the @Hothotjapanhot party twitpic.com/7xwex #
18:18 Tab can in Joshs car twitpic.com/7y1bi #
19:38 Just got to the hotel twitpic.com/7ybqf #
20:09 Dinner twitpic.com/7yfoc #
20:30 The boys twitpic.com/7yigy #
21:08 I feel defeated. twitpic.com/7yn5b #
21:26 Start of the night twitpic.com/7ypa9 #
21:47 440 in BG twitpic.com/7yrwd #
22:29 The Louisville crew in BG twitpic.com/7ywyc #
22:36 Group photo twitpic.com/7yxu3 #
23:43 Yum twitpic.com/7z5jf #
23:48 Theresa is a math genius twitpic.com/7z619 #

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Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:56:17 GMT

02:48 15 hours till I get my first iPhone. Woot. #
02:59 @Remender Loving the Avenger posts. What issues were you on? #
03:05 3am = bed time when you have to be up at 7:30am #
07:58 @Remender Awesome. Guess next time I should actually look through your site before asking. #
08:00 @HotHotJapanHot I better wake up with my pants on, that's all I'm saying. #
08:39 Follow Friday: Friends Edition - @JayDusich @HotHotJapanHot @CootsDaddy @jasonfnsaint @xxThrAshleyxx #
12:57 Oxmoor is a fucking mad house. #
13:17 Fuck Apple. #
13:25 Just wasted my lunch hour for jack shit. #
16:55 iPhone round 2. Assholes. #
17:13 In Apple for the second time today. Second time's a charm? #
17:21 It seems I'm not the only one having reservation issues - tinyurl.com/kjsu45 #
20:02 Finally got his iPhone - 681-2957 #
20:43 Tweeting from my phone. How neat. #

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:56:38 GMT

09:11 Walking in the rain is becoming a past time of mine at this rate. #
10:52 Driving in some bat shit crazy weather. #
11:08 @JoeNBC You haven't been to Louisville, KY recently have you? Because it's raining like crazy in the midwest. #
11:12 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
11:12 @DarkMistyDay That's what stop lights are for. #
12:35 Ash/Obama 2012! - tinyurl.com/nvp68d #
12:50 Just finished my second lunch. I feel like a fatty. #
16:25 @juliebenz Just saw the new Dexter promo. You and Michael C. Hall make a cute fictional baby. #
18:23 Walking the loop in cherokee park with the gal #
18:52 The loop isnt a loop due to that hellish rain this morning flooding the road. #
20:44 @CassandraHope When in doubt, always beat some dumb bitches faces at the Eric Hutchinson concert. #
21:06 Tonight: TV, Sleep. Tomorrow: Work, Paycheck, ?. Saturday: Shopping, Gym, @HotHotJapanHot party at Entourage in B.G. #

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Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:56:25 GMT

02:31 Fell asleep from 6pm till 2am. Now watching "Once" and hoping to fall back asleep before class at 9. #
02:53 @jasonfnsaint I had no idea DDTs worked on zombies! #
03:09 RT @BRIANMBENDIS Check this video out -- Super Keyboard Cat Bros. bit.ly/111mZm #
03:37 "Once" is about to end. "About A Boy" or "Arrested Development" is up next. #
05:36 "About a Boy" just ended. Now watching The Daily Show, Colbert up next. School in 4 hours. #
06:12 When did the sun come out? #
06:15 The time for sleep has passed. Breakfast, gym, school, work, comics, go! #
13:48 @qdobalouisville Mango, Lime, Salt #
14:00 Go buy some @qdobalouisville tonight to balance out the free entrée I just won. #
17:13 Is it bad that i almost saw a wreck and chose not to alert the guy? #
20:46 Just read Cap #600. There is no reason to bring Steve Rogers back already. #

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Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:56:17 GMT

00:07 Hell of a show. #
02:18 Ted Leo and The Pharmacists put on the best show Ive seen in a long time. 90 minutes of music, even when his band took a break he kept going #
02:19 Unfortunately I had to drive back from Cincy and didn't get home till 2. Almost fell asleep a few times on the way back. #
08:37 @HotHotJapanHot Absolutely. Especially when he told some guy in the crowd to go die because he was being an asshole. #
09:08 School, work, gym. Go! #
10:29 Done with math. Now i get to walk downtown in the rain. Awesome. #
12:26 @_Stephanopolis_ Nothing like being plastered on a Monday. #
14:02 At an install. About to fall asleep in the van while waiting on the other guy to finish. #
15:47 RT @jaydusich www.flickr.com/photos/lunchbreath/3631218728/sizes/m/ #
16:03 Is showing his green icon support for Iran with the rest of twitter. #
16:30 @Pyrate502 Great minds think alike...and retweet. #

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Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:56:27 GMT

00:44 Excited about seeing Ted Leo in Newport/Cincy tomorrow night. #
01:02 "Whistleblower: Tough customer won't end siege of Castle" - www.startribune.com/local/stpaul/48006187.html #
01:07 Far too tired to get off the couch and get ready for bed. Don't really want to fall asleep on the couch again though. Fail/fail situation. #
08:48 Beans on toast with a side of fresh pineapple. The breakfast of kings. School next, work later, Newport/Cincy tonight. #
09:21 Missed my class today due to a dead battery. Apparently even if you turn your dome light off and your door is ajar your battery still dies. #
10:14 It's already hard to keep from hearing Cap #600 spoilers...and it just came out 14 minutes ago. I'll have to pick it up on my way to work. #
10:33 Following HuffPost's life Iran Blog bit.ly/qnVQ9 #
11:06 Mom jumped me. On to work. #
14:47 RT@WillieGeist1 Iran, try as I might, I cant take you seriously when you ...allow a man in a Banana Republic windbreaker to run your country #
21:09 Boogying to indie rock. #
21:24 Ted leo is about to play. The southgate house is such a cool venue. #
22:26 Waiting in the rain for the last band to start. #

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Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:56:09 GMT

04:13 Just got in from a long interesting night; #
18:39 Just made Gordon Ramsey's burger recipe. Tasted great but came out way to dry because of my indoor grill. #
18:39 Hopefully going to Shakespeare in the park tonight at 8 as long as the weather holds. #
22:40 Watching Always Sunny at home with @CootsDaddy and Theresa #

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Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:56:11 GMT

00:12 Off to get intoxicated. #
09:06 Need pizza stat. #
10:44 Pizza? Check. Next up, JCC, Best Buy, Toys R Us, Home, Shower, Something, Something, Something, Party. #
12:29 Walk walk walk all day long, walk walk walk whiie i tweet this song. #
13:28 So many toys..so little money #
14:38 Best Buy was a success. Big TV on DVD Sale. Now lunch with the gal. #

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Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:56:26 GMT

07:40 Fell asleep reading last night at 9pm. Woke up at 6am with strange dreams. Work today. Highlands with @CootsDaddy & @HotHotJapanHot tonight. #
07:41 I love a tweet that's exactly 140 characters. #
10:00 Follow Friday @RobertKirkman @NathanFillion #
15:33 RT: @qdobalouisville we love Louisville... don't you? if so, click here to vote! bit.ly/GjsAb #
18:39 Watching "Pitchmen" before meeting the gang for dinner and who knows what else. #

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Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:56:18 GMT

00:40 Really wanting food but we have nothing here and I'm way too lazy to go get anything. #
11:32 The Jesus Fish Lady didn't like any of my card designs. Maybe because it's a stupid fucking idea to put a Jesus Fish on your salon's B.C.? #
13:30 Going to see Shakespeare in the Park tonight as long as the rain holds. #
14:30 Look everyone, it's that one guy from that race show @poopkid ! #
16:08 I'm surrounded by assholes. #
19:11 Rain, you ruin everything. #

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Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:56:30 GMT

07:52 Not wanting to start the day. School, followed by what's sure to be a terrible day at work. #
07:53 All I can say is that I'm thankful for Wednesdays. Without Comic Book Day I'm not sure I'd be able to make it through the week. #
22:19 Great week for comics. Deadpool and Red Robin are must haves. #

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Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:56:23 GMT

09:50 Longest. Day. Ever. #
12:34 Applying graphics to a semi trailer all morning. Going to lunch for a gyro. More applying to do after. #
21:24 Finally got around to catching up on Ultimate Spidey. Hot damn. Loeb and Bendis sure know how to shake up the Ultimate Universe. #

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Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:56:19 GMT

08:29 Just had the most unhealthiest breakfast ever. Now to school, work and chiro apt. #
12:23 @qdobalouisville Free Food? #
13:11 I am NEVER doing that again. A hot shower wont even clean the filth off. #
14:27 Everyone go eat at @qdobalouisville tonight to help them make up for the free burrito they just gave me via Twitter! #
15:38 @Pyrate502 wtf wtf? #
17:42 Going to the gym to fend off my deadly breakfast and lunch. #
23:05 Jon Stewart, just because you're a "comedian" doesn't mean you're funny. Be a funny guy or report the news. You're failing at doing both. #

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Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:56:08 GMT

01:55 Another crazy night. Jimmys, nach bar with dave, now qdoba, party at stephs next. #
03:25 @CootsDaddy I'm gettin too old for this shit. #
12:53 Rode down to waterfront park. Eating breakfast on the steps. Good sunday so far #
13:57 Desperately need a new Mac but can't decide if I should splurge and buy one or wait until after Wizard World. Decisions, decisions. #
18:36 Was going to go see Spring Awakening but that fell through. Now my goals are to bid on eBay, make a root beer float and watch a movie or two #
19:53 Decided on home baked brownies and vanilla ice cream over root beer float. I think I made the right choice. #
23:20 Watching the Alice in Wonderland Star Trek episode. This is awesome. #

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Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:56:17 GMT

10:09 Had a great time last night at Mark's Feed Store, Ray's Monkey House, Baxter for The Hangover and had drinks at the Nach Bar. #
10:59 Headed down to the Great Escape Sidewalk Sale for some 25% off comics here in a bit. #
12:47 Is that bowie playing bball at jcc? #
14:00 Almost killed more bunnies. #
19:20 Can't decide if I want to go out tonight or not. I probably shouldn't but another night of sitting here might make me go mad. #

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Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:25:16 GMT

09:21 Work, parents house to feed the cats, bank, dinner with the girl, movie with @CootsDaddy @HotHotJapanHot and others and who knows what else. #
09:26 Follow Friday! @Suterman @Jon_Favreau @warrenellis @michaelianblack @qdobalouisville #
09:26 @Marvel Ultimatum #4 #
10:32 Paid off my credit card in full for the first time since last year. I do enjoy working full time in the summer. #
12:47 At Just Fresh with Torsky. #

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Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:56:13 GMT

04:39 Up at 4f0 to take the folks to thf airport. #
05:00 Nothing like toy shopping in okalona at 5am. #
05:04 Cant find mighty muggs anywhere anymore. #
06:13 This video speaks for itself - tinyurl.com/qel4qh #
08:35 4 hours down, another 8.5 to go. #
10:31 "Kill Bill" David Carradine found dead - bit.ly/5CIeg #
15:47 @HotHotJapanHot 101 followers. Eat it. #
16:57 Will Smith as Cap? - tinyurl.com/o4ct7x #
20:58 Watching The Daily Show from last night. I have to say; Joe Scarborough > Jon Stewart #
21:05 @CootsDaddy @HotHotJapanHot Baxter or Stonybrook for The Hangover tomorrow? #
21:12 Kids, learn from David Carradine. Always have a spotter when scarfing. #

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Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:56:12 GMT

08:49 8 hours till comic shopping with @CootsDaddy #
11:52 Go watch @Pyrate502 body slam me on the Shawn and Josh Show Finale - bit.ly/YyzBo #
14:24 Jonah Hex is looking good - tinyurl.com/q8jw7g #
14:37 @HotHotJapanHot That should make security checks a lot easier. #
20:12 Eating gator with the dudes. #
23:10 Morrison and Quitely's new Batman and Robin was great. Hopefully that series will keep it up. #

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Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:56:09 GMT

09:05 Waiting to have a company meeting. Should be a pretty slow day besides that. #
10:12 @CootsDaddy Viva La Twitter! #
11:35 Fat Jimmy's lunch buffet here I come. #
12:46 Chicken bacon ranch pizza ftw. #
16:55 About to get off work. Next up is a bike ride downtown followed by some Qdoba and some Will Ferrell on "Men vs. Wild" to cap my night off. #
18:23 Rode 3 miles to the office. Waiting on Andy to ride to the park. #
22:08 2.5 hour bike ride lead us to Third Ave Cafe, the black bean and tofu burrito was fantastic. #
22:09 Now watching Will Ferrell on Men vs. Wild. It's awesome so far. #

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Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:56:08 GMT

08:39 @DarkMistyDay Which movie are you referring you? I tweeted about a ton of movies last night. #
08:40 Just got to work. 3 hours sleep. Still not awake. Need a wake up call. #
09:58 @CootsDaddy as long as the grizzly bear attack isn't on a Monday, grizzly bear attack. #
10:02 RT: @HotHotJapanHot @toferr and I are having a race to 100 followers .. I'm behind at 97 to 98. Let's GO!!!! #
10:08 @HotHotJapanHot 1 away! #
10:21 Cleaned out the porn bots from my followers. Back down to 96. #
12:08 @Pyrate502 You body slamming me looks awesome. #
13:14 @Pyrate502 Surprisingly, yes #
14:16 @HotHotJapanHot So that's not you sending me naked pics on Facebook? #
15:02 @DawnGeary How does it feel to always be right? #
15:16 @DawnGeary I just assume every woman is right. It makes life much easier. #
16:51 When did "why" become an offensive word? #

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Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:56:26 GMT

03:13 Don't see "Drag Me To Hell" if you're afraid of mucus or like kitties. Otherwise, it's fucking golden. #
12:14 @Pyrate502 Everything is worth seeing in 3D. #
12:17 Not sure what to do today. 20 mile bike ride anyone? #
14:14 Off to meet Andy at JCC. #
15:58 Mmm sweat. Now what? #
21:10 I will now bitch about the MTV Movie Awards for the next 2 hours. #
21:12 Really? Ashley Tisdale is better than Freida Pinto? Who the hell is Ashley Tisdale? #
21:14 The CGI in Transformers 2 looks pretty bad. Hopefully they still have more work to do. #
21:23 Is the best fight scene for who had the best fight scene or which cast I would like to fight? Because I would love to take on Twilight too. #
21:24 Eminem is still alive? #
21:28 @HotHotJapanHot Count me in. #
21:31 Still not sold on the GI Joe trailer. #
21:35 Cool guys don't look at explosions. It's true. #
21:36 That is the hottest chick Jonah Hill will ever get that close to. #
21:38 Dev Patel > Twilight guy #
21:43 @HotHotJapanHot But first...WE RIOT! #
21:44 Bruno, have my babies. #
21:46 Bruno just got gangbanged by Eminem's posse. Classic. #
21:50 The new Harry Potter looks like it won't disappoint. #
21:55 They can say dick on cable? #
21:56 Sean Penn and James Franco Best Kiss FTW! #
21:58 Aaaaaaaaaaaand another award goes to Twilight. Ghey. #
22:01 Chris Isaaks and Leanne Rimes are still relevant? #
22:02 Forrest Whittaker's dick in a box. I wonder if you can FedEx that. #
22:05 Amy Poehler is perfect to win the WTF award. I'm not sure what that means, but she deserves it. #
22:07 "Driving Miss Daisy: The Early Years"..now that I would watch #
22:08 JAI HO miss Miley Cyrus...JAI HO! #
22:16 10 Things I Hate About You the show? Heath is rolling over in his grave. #
22:17 @HotHotJapanHot Twighlight girl couldn't look more miserable if she just had an abortion on stage. #
22:22 Mimicking the Oscar's awards presentation for Ben Stiller is genius. #
22:29 "Doubt" for Sega Genesis. Yes please. #
22:38 Twilight girl just dropped the award. AWESOME. #
22:47 Danny Mcbride, Will Ferrell and two dead cats. What a great sight/ #
22:50 Jim Carey still has it. #
22:59 America's youth really liked Twilight more than Slumdog Millionaire, Dark Knight and Iron Man? We're all fucked. #

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